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Hi! My name is Roger, and I'd like to welcome you to my website!

I live in Perth, Western Australia, which is a sleepy little city, about a billion miles from anywhere. I live with 3 of my mates, Daisy, Tinsel, and Hissy.

I use the term "mates" lightly though. Sure, they are cute little guys (as I'll show you later), but they just don't seem to know their place in life. If they'd just respect the hierarchy (Me in charge, with them serving me), then there wouldn't be so many problems, and I wouldn't have to chase them and beat them up all the time!

At least the humans seem to know their place. Sometimes they can be annoying (If I get kicked off the bed again there is going to be trouble!), but they do seem to have figured out that I'm the boss.

And they are quite good at giving us massages, scratches beneath the collar, and cuddles (But don't tell anyone that I like cuddles!). They don't seem to be very intelligent though- no matter how many times I tell them I need expensive fish for dinner, they don't seem to buy it (Which is the reason I made this website, but more about that later...)

Anyway, enough about the humans for now. If I tell you too much more about them you'll probably be bored to tears! I think it's time for another photo showing how handsome I am...

It's pretty obvious why I'm the boss, isn't it? How could someone so good looking, not be in charge?

And as for me eyes, well check for yourself...

Hmmm, Hissy, Daisy and Tinsel are getting upset, complaining that I'm hogging the limelight. So I'd better show you some pictures of them, or I'll never hear the end of it!

Here's Daisy (on the left) and Tinsel (on the right). They must have had a pretty busy day, because they look quite sleepy. If Daisy stretches any further she'll probably fall off the couch!

And here's Hissy. She's a little fat, but to protect her feelings we don't call it flab. We call it fub, and so her nickname became Fubby. Really, she doesn't seem to mind what we call her, as long as we don't eat her food!

Now, as I mentioned before, our human servants are really quite useless. They are slovenly slackers, going through life in a barely conscious daze. Even by human standards they are pathetic, which is saying a lot!

They don't earn much money (To be honest, I'm surprised people would pay them to do anything), and they only serve us crap food... not the proper fish food that we deserve.

While other cats might decide to accept this, and just grumble about the tightfisted humans, the gang and I decided to do something about it. So when the humans were asleep, we went onto the laptop, and began work on what would become...

The Greatest Computer Game Ever!

We decided that if we used our combined feline intellect, we could make the greatest computer game ever, and then sell it online to help pay for our fish!

No more crap cat biscuits for us! Only the best, tastiest, juiciest fish would do!

Now, making the greatest computer game ever wasn't easy, by any means...

For a start, it's quite hard to type on the keyboard when you have paws. We tried using voice recognition software, but they haven't programmed it to respond to cats yet :(

And I can't begin to tell you the problems we had when Daisy found out that the little plastic device she was holding was actually called a "mouse"!

But, after a lot of hard work we did it. We made The Greatest Computer Game Ever!

Really, the concept is quite brilliant, even if I do say so myself! We took Solitaire, the most popular computer-game on the Planet, and then improved it dramatically.

And it wasn't hard to improve either! We just used our cat intuition to make the game more fun and easier to play, and then we polished it so much that it practically gleams! (We also added some special features, which I'll tell you about in a minute...)

We improved the graphics considerably. We decided that instead of plain old boring solitaire graphics, we would feature a cardback and background of a cute cat (Which would be me of course!). But then we thought...

What would be better than a really cute cat on the cards?

How about...

15 Different Card Decks Featuring Cute, Cuddly, Adorable Cats!

We took some great photographs of the whole gang, and then some more of our best friends, and managed to get a grand total of 15 great cardbacks and backgrounds.

Each one looks really great, as you can see in the example below...

A screenshot of Roger on Cat Whiskers Solitaire

One thing is sure: This is definitely the best looking solitaire game in the world. After all, how can it not be, when it features beatiful cats like me?

But like I said before, we also added special features to make it more fun. Some of these may seem obvious now, but I doubt that a human would ever have thought them up...

All these features make the game really easy to play. The sort of game you'll still be playing way into the night, several years into the future.

Help Feed Us Poor Hungry Cats!

We didn't wan't anything to get in the way of you buying our great game, so we've made it really easy to buy, at a very reasonable price.

You can buy Cat Whiskers Solitaire (for only $US 9.95), right now, just by clicking here, and filling in a short form with your credit card details.

You will then automatically be emailed instructions on how to download your game.

You could be playing Cat Whiskers Solitaire in less than 5 minutes from now! Just click here!

The game will work on any PC running Windows, including:



If you aren't convinced yet, then let me ask you...

Do YOU Have A Cat Photograph Cute Enough To Be Featured In Cat Whiskers Solitaire?


Until the end of November, anyone that buys Cat Solitaire Whiskers gets a chance to send in a photo of a cat to be featured in the next version of Cat Whiskers Solitaire.

Here's how it works.

When you buy Cat Whiskers Solitaire, you'll be given an email address that you can use to send me a digital photo of your cat friend. I will select the 10 best submissions to appear in the next version of Cat Whiskers Solitaire.

Everyone that has bought the current version will be given a link to the new version free of charge (That's right, you get FREE upgrades).

Imagine how good the game will be with your cat friend in the game!

30 Day 100% Money Back Guarantee...

Now, the rest of the gang didn't want me to add this bit... They reckon the deal is good enough already, and that only a person that hated cats could resist buying Cat Whisker Solitaire

But I've bought enough scratching posts on the Internet to realise that you need some assurances to ensure that you're getting exactly what you want.

So, to make there is absolutely no risk to you when you buy, I'm offering you a full 30-day 100% money back guarantee.


Cat Whiskers Solitaire comes with a no-questions-asked, no-hassle, no-risk, 30 day money back guarantee.

If you purchase Cat Whiskers Solitare, and you haven't completely fallen in love with it, you can return it within 30 days, for a full refund.

That's a full 30 days to make sure that Cat Whiskers Solitaire is the right game for you.

If for any reason you decide you don't like Cat Whiskers Solitaire - just ask for a refund, and I promise you'll get one.


To buy Cat Whiskers Solitaire now for only $US 9.95, just click here. As soon as you have ordered you will automatically be sent an email with a link to download the game - no waiting required.

Thanks.


Roger The Cat


PS: Please hurry, because I'm really hungry, and want to eat some proper fish for once! Don't forget, you have to buy before 1 December 2005 to get a chance to submit your cat photos for the next version! I'd like to extend this great offer past that date, but the humans are starting to get suspicous of the paw prints on the computer!

If you think your cat photo is good enough to be featured in the next version, then I urge you to waste no more time, and Buy Cat Whiskers Solitaire right now, before it's too late!